Felix, You Lied To Me (by Mazohyst-Moemixcloud)

Oh Duffy. Didn't anyone tell you that when you said that "everything in your bag is there to make things awesome for you and your pals, and bad for the enemy", you neglected to realize that your bag, which is CLEARLY a magic bag of holding as it is, may have interpreted a few of your naughty daydreams a bit differently than you'd expected?

Ah well, at least the bag realized that you evidently needed some sort of magic telescoping bra. You should sell those for money, you don't need to be a mook! :[

This is why you don't take unmarked pills, people. YTF PSA. >:3


knows just what the medicine is for a good time with the art stuff =3

might have given Sandra Duffy some bad ideas :3