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I had this (paraphrased) conversation with my folks not long ago. See, we have a dog named "Foxy" that tends to go into a mad barking fit whenever someone goes in the door, and seems to have a strange affinity for fast food items...

Me: "I don't know how in the hell Foxy's supposed to eat a burrito anyway."

Mom: "She's had a piece of those McDonald's Breakfast Burritos before and liked it!"

Me: "Yeah, but I don't even know what I'd do. I'd just end up with a runny mess if I tried to dismantle the kind of burritos I've got."

Mom: "Wouldn't matter to her. She'll eat almost anything!"

Me: "You sure you want to see if Foxy gets the Taco Bell Burrito Shits?"

Mom and Dad: "NO! :333"

Foxy did not get the burrito this night.
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SwordSparks's avatar
Probably for the best.